Never argue with a woman who reads
Versions of this have been told before but this one fits Bobbe well.
One morning a woman's husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think
My body has traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved
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4 comments:
Thank you, O king of the side kick.
I think that was written about Jeanne... *heh-heh*
Chuck
Good one!
i do recall seeing this one latly:0
Thanks Bobbe, but Mushtaq has already passed on a previous nickname of his youth to me, "Crazy White Boy"
I do give you leave to adopt it for your own use when it suits though.
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